February 2012
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January 2012
80 posts
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3 tags
Short horror story
Favorite Band: We've decided to go our separate ways
When it's all quiet in class and your stomach... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow
imagine if this happened.
*meeting your favourite band member/idol*
You: Hi, I'm-
Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
4 tags
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
bryonyaj:
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
icanrelate.info
innocent person: how old are you
tumblr famous: ITS IN MY FUCKING FAQ R U FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE FUCK I PUT IT THERE FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING UGLY CUNT GO FUCKING READ IT YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN I HATE U KILL URSELF IM FAMOUS UR NOT ABORT UR LIFE
How I met Ian Somerhalder
Me: oh my god! what a unexpacted meeting!!!
Ian:
Me:
Ian:
Me:
Ian: what r u doing in my shower?
